Damn

Nothings happened so far in the past like 2 weeks.
This weeks phrase is, "Peanut butter smack... How do you like me now, Biznatch?"

The Weekly Phrase

"How did I fail woman's studies? I love bitches"

Weekly Phrase

This weeks phrase is, "NOT ON YOUR BEST DAY, JILLIAN"

All My Stories are Real

All of my stories are absolutely real, they contain real people, and those people can tell you themselves. Also IF ANY PUNK BITCH RE-TELLS MY B.A. STORIES, OR IF I FIND ANY OF MY SHIT ON FML, I WILL PERSONALLY TEAR THEM A NEW ONE, AND RAPE IT.

Bert and the Star-Crossed Lovers

These events occured between the hours of 8:20 and 8:21. (Actually I'm not sure about the time but whatever) DUN DUN

I was walking to Commons 2 through that corridor that connects Commons 1 and 2, and I saw vincent and mina, coming out of a really obscure and secluded band practice room, with really big grins on their faces, and I was like, "What the hell did they do in there?" and obviously, with my extremely pervy mind, I defaulted to the assumption that they were having sex. Later, I found out that there were actually like 4 other people in there and I was like, "Wow, sounds kind of fucked up". In my sexy world, there can be a maximum of 1 penis per vagina.

New Shit

Ok, I'm going to be making a funny phrase of the week, It will either be from some movie or some show or something, or I'll make it up myself. This weeks phrase will be, "My Balls Skeet Skeet"

Also, I might move this into an actual website, depending on how lazy I am. It might never be moved or it will be moved like sometime around vacation starts or during it.