Bert and the Star-Crossed Lovers

These events occured between the hours of 8:20 and 8:21. (Actually I'm not sure about the time but whatever) DUN DUN

I was walking to Commons 2 through that corridor that connects Commons 1 and 2, and I saw vincent and mina, coming out of a really obscure and secluded band practice room, with really big grins on their faces, and I was like, "What the hell did they do in there?" and obviously, with my extremely pervy mind, I defaulted to the assumption that they were having sex. Later, I found out that there were actually like 4 other people in there and I was like, "Wow, sounds kind of fucked up". In my sexy world, there can be a maximum of 1 penis per vagina.