Quote

"Nothing in this world thats worth having comes easy." ~Dr. Kelso, Scrubs

Quote

"I'm fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn."

quote of the week

"I'm good at guitar hero so I thought maybe I should get a guitar, but I'm also good at Grand Theft Auto, so I thought maybe I should start killing hookers."

FUCK!!!!

I have acute Lymphangitis. THERE IS A RED LINE CRAWLING UP MY ARM, If that red line gets to my heart, I DIE!

Transformers

Megan fox is so hot. I just watched transformers: revenge of the fallen and the bike scene where megan fox was on that bike, i was like YES!

YES, AZN TRIO. In case you're wondering about the color choice, its our favorite colors, hot pink, blue, and purple. took me an hour to do it, i found the ying yang sign on the internet and colored it in and added text

QotW

The Quote of the Week is, "Water has a magical ability to make women a lot hotter."

Phrase of the Week

"We'll see how much of just friends you are when she invites you over to her house and opens the door completely naked and says, 'bang me'.
I already get too many of those. lol jk"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

The next couple weeks are going to suck big time. Yesterday I had a quiz, tomorrow: test, Friday: Test, Monday: 2 Tests, Then 5 finals. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Phrase of the Week

"Not the kind of porn I buy."

Damn

Nothings happened so far in the past like 2 weeks.
This weeks phrase is, "Peanut butter smack... How do you like me now, Biznatch?"

The Weekly Phrase

"How did I fail woman's studies? I love bitches"

Weekly Phrase

This weeks phrase is, "NOT ON YOUR BEST DAY, JILLIAN"

All My Stories are Real

All of my stories are absolutely real, they contain real people, and those people can tell you themselves. Also IF ANY PUNK BITCH RE-TELLS MY B.A. STORIES, OR IF I FIND ANY OF MY SHIT ON FML, I WILL PERSONALLY TEAR THEM A NEW ONE, AND RAPE IT.

Bert and the Star-Crossed Lovers

These events occured between the hours of 8:20 and 8:21. (Actually I'm not sure about the time but whatever) DUN DUN

I was walking to Commons 2 through that corridor that connects Commons 1 and 2, and I saw vincent and mina, coming out of a really obscure and secluded band practice room, with really big grins on their faces, and I was like, "What the hell did they do in there?" and obviously, with my extremely pervy mind, I defaulted to the assumption that they were having sex. Later, I found out that there were actually like 4 other people in there and I was like, "Wow, sounds kind of fucked up". In my sexy world, there can be a maximum of 1 penis per vagina.

New Shit

Ok, I'm going to be making a funny phrase of the week, It will either be from some movie or some show or something, or I'll make it up myself. This weeks phrase will be, "My Balls Skeet Skeet"

Also, I might move this into an actual website, depending on how lazy I am. It might never be moved or it will be moved like sometime around vacation starts or during it.

Once upon a time in Mandarin

Okay, a few weeks ago, I had these skittles, and being the nice person I was, I decided to share them. So I gave a couple to Shaun, a couple to Mina, and I tried to give some to ching, but she grabbed them, and I was like, "HEY, let go of my candy." and she was like, "No, they're mine." so I pulled them away from her, but then she dug her nails into my hand, and I was like, "OWW" but being the sexy piece of man that I was, I withstood the pain. and we were like that for like 5 minutes, with her nails digging into my hand. Then, I pulled hard on them to try to get them out of her hand, and I got them out, and she was like, "Give me my skittles, give it to me" and I was like, "NO, I'm not giving you my candy, I'm not giving it to you." Then Mina started cracking up and I was like, "What's so funny", and she was like, "All of the sexual innuendos in this." and I, with my innocent mind, said, "What innuendos?" and she was like, "You not 'giving it to her'" then I started cracking up too, and then I really hammered in all the innuendos. Then ching got pissed and like left the room, so I was like, "Whats up with ching?" So then I felt bad, and kind of scared for my life, so when she came back in, I gave her my skittles, but made her share with Mina. And I thought ching was PISSED at me. But a few days ago, it turned out that she thought I stole her skittles, and I was like, "WHAT?!??!!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE PISSED AT ME!!" So then, she said that she would give me a bag of skittles to make up for it. So then I was like, sure. But to this day, I STILL DON'T GOT MY SKITTLES.

Jawbreakers

Ok, Me and andrew went to the center today right? and we went to candy castle. Andrew bought a soft serve, and I bought a Jawbreaker. And I was like, HOW AM I GOING TO EAT THIS WITHOUT IT BEING AWKWARD?!?!??!? and I did that for like 10 minutes. Then we called mina and were like, "Do you know how to suck balls?" and she was like, "WHAT?!?!?" then I was like, "My big yellow balls. My jawbreaker. Is there any way to eat it without looking homo?" and she was like, "nope, there isn't have fun" and im like, "DAMN IT"

The center part II.

Ok, also in the same day, we ran into jillian with kati, WHOM I HATE, and some other goth girl. and like me and kati HATE eachother. it was something about me and andrew doing windows and walls way back in the day. so we HATE eachother, and they're goth, so im freaked out cause i thought she would suddenally like pull out a switchblade and stab me. i thought she would fucking stab me. I hate all goth kids, and all scene kids. cause goth kids freak me out cause i think they're going to shank me or something, and scene kids are just douche bags cause they look goth but aren't so i hate them too.

The Ruining of the Asian Handshake

YES I'm STILL PISSED ABOUT IT, CAUSE IT WAS ANCIENT, ANCIENT!!!!!! The story is from the mall. I had to go take like the biggest crap, so I went to take it. AND THAT SHIT WAS HUGE. Like giving birth out of your ass. And then, like you know how you just keep on wiping, and there's still that crap stain on it? So I was like, "WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?!?!?!" So then finally, I took my crap birth, and wiped the never ending crap. And when I came back I was like, "So anything happen?" and they were like "Why were you in there so long?" and I was like, "I had to take a crap." and they were like, "Are you sure? Cause we thought you were jacking it" and I was like, "AHHHHHHHHHHH OMG NOOOO NO NO" And I was spazzing like that for a good 8 minutes. And that's the story of the POISONING of the Asian Handshake.

Energy Drinks

Today, I got this energy drink called like XS and I was scared to drink it cause it had like 4900% of vitamin b12 and I was afraid that I would OD on it luckily I didn't die but I became sleepy after it. This was really disappointing because I expected to be really hyper, but i wasn't. It was like disappointment in a can.

A while ago, I bought a can of monster. And normally I'm able to hold my sugar well, but with monster, it was weird. Like my right foot started twitching, and I had like an urge to start running...somewhere. Don't really know where, just wanted to like run somewhere.