Once upon a time in Mandarin

Okay, a few weeks ago, I had these skittles, and being the nice person I was, I decided to share them. So I gave a couple to Shaun, a couple to Mina, and I tried to give some to ching, but she grabbed them, and I was like, "HEY, let go of my candy." and she was like, "No, they're mine." so I pulled them away from her, but then she dug her nails into my hand, and I was like, "OWW" but being the sexy piece of man that I was, I withstood the pain. and we were like that for like 5 minutes, with her nails digging into my hand. Then, I pulled hard on them to try to get them out of her hand, and I got them out, and she was like, "Give me my skittles, give it to me" and I was like, "NO, I'm not giving you my candy, I'm not giving it to you." Then Mina started cracking up and I was like, "What's so funny", and she was like, "All of the sexual innuendos in this." and I, with my innocent mind, said, "What innuendos?" and she was like, "You not 'giving it to her'" then I started cracking up too, and then I really hammered in all the innuendos. Then ching got pissed and like left the room, so I was like, "Whats up with ching?" So then I felt bad, and kind of scared for my life, so when she came back in, I gave her my skittles, but made her share with Mina. And I thought ching was PISSED at me. But a few days ago, it turned out that she thought I stole her skittles, and I was like, "WHAT?!??!!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE PISSED AT ME!!" So then, she said that she would give me a bag of skittles to make up for it. So then I was like, sure. But to this day, I STILL DON'T GOT MY SKITTLES.