Once upon a time in Mandarin

Okay, a few weeks ago, I had these skittles, and being the nice person I was, I decided to share them. So I gave a couple to Shaun, a couple to Mina, and I tried to give some to ching, but she grabbed them, and I was like, "HEY, let go of my candy." and she was like, "No, they're mine." so I pulled them away from her, but then she dug her nails into my hand, and I was like, "OWW" but being the sexy piece of man that I was, I withstood the pain. and we were like that for like 5 minutes, with her nails digging into my hand. Then, I pulled hard on them to try to get them out of her hand, and I got them out, and she was like, "Give me my skittles, give it to me" and I was like, "NO, I'm not giving you my candy, I'm not giving it to you." Then Mina started cracking up and I was like, "What's so funny", and she was like, "All of the sexual innuendos in this." and I, with my innocent mind, said, "What innuendos?" and she was like, "You not 'giving it to her'" then I started cracking up too, and then I really hammered in all the innuendos. Then ching got pissed and like left the room, so I was like, "Whats up with ching?" So then I felt bad, and kind of scared for my life, so when she came back in, I gave her my skittles, but made her share with Mina. And I thought ching was PISSED at me. But a few days ago, it turned out that she thought I stole her skittles, and I was like, "WHAT?!??!!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE PISSED AT ME!!" So then, she said that she would give me a bag of skittles to make up for it. So then I was like, sure. But to this day, I STILL DON'T GOT MY SKITTLES.

Jawbreakers

Ok, Me and andrew went to the center today right? and we went to candy castle. Andrew bought a soft serve, and I bought a Jawbreaker. And I was like, HOW AM I GOING TO EAT THIS WITHOUT IT BEING AWKWARD?!?!??!? and I did that for like 10 minutes. Then we called mina and were like, "Do you know how to suck balls?" and she was like, "WHAT?!?!?" then I was like, "My big yellow balls. My jawbreaker. Is there any way to eat it without looking homo?" and she was like, "nope, there isn't have fun" and im like, "DAMN IT"

The center part II.

Ok, also in the same day, we ran into jillian with kati, WHOM I HATE, and some other goth girl. and like me and kati HATE eachother. it was something about me and andrew doing windows and walls way back in the day. so we HATE eachother, and they're goth, so im freaked out cause i thought she would suddenally like pull out a switchblade and stab me. i thought she would fucking stab me. I hate all goth kids, and all scene kids. cause goth kids freak me out cause i think they're going to shank me or something, and scene kids are just douche bags cause they look goth but aren't so i hate them too.

The Ruining of the Asian Handshake

YES I'm STILL PISSED ABOUT IT, CAUSE IT WAS ANCIENT, ANCIENT!!!!!! The story is from the mall. I had to go take like the biggest crap, so I went to take it. AND THAT SHIT WAS HUGE. Like giving birth out of your ass. And then, like you know how you just keep on wiping, and there's still that crap stain on it? So I was like, "WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?!?!?!" So then finally, I took my crap birth, and wiped the never ending crap. And when I came back I was like, "So anything happen?" and they were like "Why were you in there so long?" and I was like, "I had to take a crap." and they were like, "Are you sure? Cause we thought you were jacking it" and I was like, "AHHHHHHHHHHH OMG NOOOO NO NO" And I was spazzing like that for a good 8 minutes. And that's the story of the POISONING of the Asian Handshake.

Energy Drinks

Today, I got this energy drink called like XS and I was scared to drink it cause it had like 4900% of vitamin b12 and I was afraid that I would OD on it luckily I didn't die but I became sleepy after it. This was really disappointing because I expected to be really hyper, but i wasn't. It was like disappointment in a can.

A while ago, I bought a can of monster. And normally I'm able to hold my sugar well, but with monster, it was weird. Like my right foot started twitching, and I had like an urge to start running...somewhere. Don't really know where, just wanted to like run somewhere.

The Mall Part 2

A certain SOMEONE, AHEM!!!!! RUINED THE ASIAN HANDSHAKE. That certain SOMEONE COUGHCOUGHMINACOUGHCOUGHCOUGH. POISONED IT and KILLED IT, THEN RAPED ITS DEAD BODY, WITH A STRAP ON!!!! AND ANAL LUBE. And THAT person COUGHMINACOUGH SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF. That asian handshake was ANCIENT. AND SHE MASSACRED IT. *Clap Clap* Great job, ASS FUCK!!!!!! YEAH THATS RIGHT, cause you ass-fucked the asian handshake. And I KNOW you're going to be reading this, and YOU BETTER NOT BE LAUGHING!!!! *Sniff Sniff* not funny :(

Random 2

Michael Jackson was pretty good, before he became white.

This week is going to blow

This week is going to SUCK. Mandarin Test Monday, English quiz and Math quiz Tuesday, Science test Thursday, 3/4 year test Friday. Not to mention a chinese essay and the Climate Change Project. IT ALL SUCKS.