The Mall Part 2

A certain SOMEONE, AHEM!!!!! RUINED THE ASIAN HANDSHAKE. That certain SOMEONE COUGHCOUGHMINACOUGHCOUGHCOUGH. POISONED IT and KILLED IT, THEN RAPED ITS DEAD BODY, WITH A STRAP ON!!!! AND ANAL LUBE. And THAT person COUGHMINACOUGH SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF. That asian handshake was ANCIENT. AND SHE MASSACRED IT. *Clap Clap* Great job, ASS FUCK!!!!!! YEAH THATS RIGHT, cause you ass-fucked the asian handshake. And I KNOW you're going to be reading this, and YOU BETTER NOT BE LAUGHING!!!! *Sniff Sniff* not funny :(