Big Pen

Ok I got 3 stories about my big pen.

In history class once, I was bored so I whipped out my big pen, and im sitting next to a bunch of girls right? and they're all like, "OMG THAT PEN IS SO BIG AND CUTE!!!" and the girl next to me took my big pen. Then next thing you know, like 3 girls, are fighting over my pen, and all the while, I'm sitting back in my chair going like, "Yeah, It's THAT good."

Next I was in Mandarin class, and once again I took out my big pen, and I'm sitting next to a girl, and she like stares at the big pen and is like, "WOW, that pen is BIG." and I'm like "Yeah, I know it"

Finally, I lost the spring for my pen cause it like exploded in my hand and I'm like "FUCK, my pen is broken!" so then I decided that if i can't use it then theres no point to keep it around so I gave it too a girl whom I know will use it to the best. Now it's in a better place, namely, up a girls vagina, BUT NOT ASSHOLE, NO ASSHOLE. YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!