Got Lost During Practice

Ok, this time I was at Frisbee practice and we were running like 3 miles, and of course i couldn't keep up, so I got tired and then they like left me behind. So I was like, "FUCK, I'm BONED" so then I kept on running, and then I got REALLY lost, so then I was like, "DOUBLE BONED". so i kept running and I found out where I was so then I went to the res because i thought they might be there, then I went to bridge cause they weren't at the Res so I was like "BRIDGE", but they weren't there either, so then I was like "FUCK, STILL BONED" so then I was like "FUCK THIS SHIT, I'm DITCHING THIS" so then I went back to LHS hoping they weren't there so I could sneak in and get my stuff, but then when I went up the stairs they were there so I was like "FUCK". Then we did suicide sprints up loring hill, but the good news is I didn't have to do 50 suicide push ups. Bad news, my left ass cheek hurts.