The Day Extra Credit Saved my Life

Ok, I got a 79.9 in science, and she doesn't round so that was technically a C+, and when I say it I was like AWWW FUCK AWWWW FUCK, my parents are going to Kung-Fu my ass, but then I remembered about extra credit so I was like, OHHHHH LOOOOORD, please, I know I call you non-existent and a total joke, but if you can give me a B-, I might believe you a bit more than none." And i got a 13/20 on my extra credit so I was like, "Aww damn, I hope this thing counts." And that entire week I was like freakin' out cause I'm like, "PLEASE NOT A C+". Finally, on Thursday I got my report card, B-, and I'm like OHHH THANK GOD!!!!!" And you know what I got? 80.1 Extra credit Fucking SAVED MY LIFE.